TT: Heimlich, Red, Water Balloons, And Much More

My friend visited today to check on my pregnancy and catch up with some local gossip. However, she can’t stop talking about removing wrinkles so while I’m pretending to listen, I’m going to do this meme from Thursday Thunks.

1. Have you ever performed the Heimlich Maneuver on someone or had it performed on you?
Not yet and I’m afraid to try

2. Do you have a red room in your home? (Either painted red or red curtains etc.)
Nope but I would love one on our future dream house. A red kitchen or living room maybe?

3. Have you ever felt like banging your head against the wall?
Yes, once or twice. The latest was when I realized that a new laptop battery will cost me $220. I could’ve gotten it for free if only I called a week earlier when my warranty is still good.

4. Reports came out this week that Michael Jackson was gay. Are you shocked, don’t believe it, don’t care or felt he was all along?
Don’t care at all.

5. What’s the dumbest thing you have done after a breakup with a S/O?
Not enjoy  my single life. I always jump from one relationship to another.

6. If Berleen and Bud are standing on the roof of a one story building and decide to throw water balloons at Kimber walking down below on the sidewalk, what color balloon hits her first?
Don’t know.

7. What are the wildest, craziest pajamas you own?
A silk one with Winnie the pooh gorging himself with honey.

8. Have you ever ridden in a sidecar on a motorcycle?
Yes, that’s a normal mode of transportation from where I live.

9. Do/did you go party on Cinco De Mayo, and if so what color was the bartender’s shirt?
Not yet.

10. Why does a hat have a bill?
Don’t know this either.

11. If you were a WWE professional wrestler, what would your stage name be?
The Gorgeous B.

12. How many keys do you have on your keyring?
About 10.

13. What is the oldest picture you currently have in your home? What year was it taken and who/what is the photo of?
Oh we got loads of old photos here. My husband loves to collect them because it reminds him of where he came from and who his ancestors were. I say ancestors because they are so old you can trace it back to World War2.