DeLite

Not much in the way of design work currently, just a few minor updates here and there and I’ll be done for the day. Well, after I do a small thing for the MIL: there’s a chance she might go to Canada with some friends of hers this year and she’s asked me to try and find some Toronto hotels they can put on their shortlist.

For This Year … New Year’s Resolution Bestsellers

Don’t you just love New Year’s resolutions? When I was younger, I make this a habit because it’s such a great way to start anew. Imagine having the chance to start from scratch every year. Whether it’s for success or something as generic as lose weight fast, people take advantage of the fact that they have a reason to change and be better than their last year’s counterpart. But as year passes by, I find it harder to follow my goals. Which brings me to this post. A list of New Year’s resolutions that people make.

This year, I, do hereby promise to:

be less angry;

be more happy;

go to the dentist regularly;

not come in late for work;

not take that sick day even if I really feel like it

learn something new;

read more books;

watch less TV;

quit smoking;

donate more to charity; and

accept that a video game, even if it is about a sport, is not exercise

Alternative Definitions

• Filing Cabinet – any cabinet with a rough surface that can be used as a file
• Microchip – the last potato chip crumb at the bottom of the bag
• acne cream – ointment or cream made of pimples’ contents
• Fish Pen – a writing device made for fish (opposable thumb not required)
• Heart Rate – the current price of artificial hearts
• Mobile Phone – a phone that has wheels and is self-propelled
• Armchair – a chair made specifically for arms
• Headlights – lights attached to one’s head, used to attract attention to it
• Toothpaste – a sticky, mentholated paste made out of teeth
• Laser Pointer – a device used to point to lasers