Humpty Dumpty, Kankles & More!

1. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king’s horses,
And all the king’s men,
Couldn’t put Humpty together again.

He’s probably taking a break from all that walking. He has a big head after all and it can get pretty heavy.

2. If Mother Goose and Father Time had kids, what would they look like and what would they be named?
A goose with a beard. Now that’s one ugly kid. Name would be Hermione Weasley. Why? Because I just finished watching Order of the Phoenix on DVD and they are still on my mind.

3. Does Barbie have kankles?
Probably yes. She can’t very well be that perfect!

4. Have you ever been featured in a magazine?
Yes, when I was younger. Twenty years younger haha.

5. Did your parents keep a baby book for you? If so, how often have you looked through it?
Sadly no. They have better things to do back then than keep a book for me. There’s food, shelter and education. But I do keep a lot of baby books for my daughter so she can say yes to a future question such as this.

6. If someone dropped off a case of candy bars at your front door, what kind of candy bar would you want? (Berleen’s question from Insanity Cafe)
Gummy bears or sour strawberries. Or one of those premium chocolate bars with alcohol inside.

7. Rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in a tub,
And how do you think they got there?
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick-maker,
They all jumped out of a rotten potato,
‘Twas enough to make a man stare.

What happened to the rotten potato? Further more, if they jumped out of a rotten potato, do you think they stink?
Crazy question indeed! The rotten potato is actually a giant potato who had no friends because he’s just … wait for it….rotten. The butcher, baker and candlestick-maker were all last night’s dinner but mr. rotten potato wasn’t able to digest them so yes, I can imagine they stink pretty bad.